STAGE
Last month, I arranged and staged the five-hour comedy-&-music
Malcolm
Hardee Memorial Show at the Hackney Empire, London with 41 performers
and 25 acts. Last year in July, (4-star review in the Times) Last
year, I was a judge at the semi-final of the British Funny
Women Comedy Awards and, in August, helped publicise the Edinburgh
Fringe stand-up show Janey
Godley Is Innocent. At the 2004 Fringe, I was consultant on stand-up
show Good
Godley!.(40 stars in reviews). At 2003s Fringe, I was script
consultant on an original mystery drama with laughs: Legend
of the BBC. At the Edinburgh Fringe in 2002, I was script consultant
on the anarchic Charlie
Chuck is Scrooge and on the biographical show John
Laurie, Frazer & I, (which returned to the Fringe in 2005).
NEW
MEDIA
In August last year, I wrote, as I did in 2004; Edinburgh Fringe
comedy reviews
for the Chortle
website as well as a
Fringe blog and a Fringe
feature for the Writers' Guild of Great Britain. I recently
designed and built websites for comedy scriptwriter Nigel
Crowle, for soft-core DVD producers Laid
Bare and for the Wibbley
Wobbley pub and French Fred's restaurant; I previously designed
and built sites for, among others, London-based comedian Ricky
Grover, Scots-based comedians Janey
Godley & Ian
Watt and a tribute site for the late comedian Malcolm
Hardee as well as sites for eccentric Northampton-based inventor
John Ward,
Milan-based VW car dealer Elettrofficina,
Monza-based translator/artist Sandy
Wild and best-selling London author Cass Pennant. I also
designed and built the Gangster
Videos sales website as well as a separate - currently dormant
- ConArtists
site which features convicted UK and US prisoners' writing and artwork.
And I also webmaster Ricky Grover's Bulla's
World site.
DVDs
& VIDEOS
Last year, I was production manager and creative advisor on Gangster
Videos' boxing DVDs Punch-Up 10, Punch-Up 11 and Bamford's
Bust Up 1, their true-crime profiles Roy Shaw: Brute Force,
The Ultimate Gangster Video 2 and their 5-DVD set The Ultimate
Gangster Collection, their documentary DVDs Dave Courtney's
Party - Uncut! and Cass Pennant: Enough Said! plus their
forthcoming boxing video Bamford's Bust Up 2 as well as their
soft-core subsidiary company Laid
Bare's DVD Shell
& Vanessa Laid Bare. In 2004, I performed the same job functions
on their boxing DVDs Punch-Up 5, Punch-Up 6, Punch-Up 7, Punch-Up
8, Punch-Up 9, Thug Club and Warriors IV and on four of
their true crime profiles A Tribute to Tony Lambrianou,
Angel of the Underworld, The Krays' Geordie Connection DVD and
Dave Courtney's Dodgy DVD.
PRINT
Published in hardback in June and reprinted in December last year
and March this year was Handstands
in the Dark, the non-humorous, pre-showbiz autobiography of comedienne,
actress and playwright Janey Godley, which I edited and advised on.
It will be published in paperback in August. Last February, the Independent
newspaper commissioned me to write the obituary
of comedian Malcolm Hardee. In 2003, with Malcolm, I had compiled
and edited the anthology Sit-Down
Comedy - a book of specially-commissioned writing by 19 British
and Irish stand-ups. Before that, I wrote his autobiography - I
Stole Freddie Mercury's Birthday Cake - and I contributed three
chapters to Anatomy of The Movies (other contributors included
Martin Scorsese and Donald Sutherland). Click for reviews.
I have also written
for various magazines and partworks, including Screen International,
The International Times, Starburst, House of Hammer, The Movie, Mensa
Magazine and Halls of Horror.
TV
PROGRAMMES
In November 2004, I researched a TCM documentary The A-Z of Crime
Movies. In 2003, I was script consultant on a TCM documentary
The First 100 Years of The Western, a consultant on promo/script/style
elements within the Granada/ITV series This Morning and gave
an alleged 'script masterclass' to the production team of the Anglia/ITV
series Trisha. My
credits in various production capacities include Tiswas, Game For
a Laugh, Surprise Surprise, The Last Resort With Jonathan Ross as
well as Jools Holland's The Happening, The Last Laugh with Jerry
Sadowitz, Prove It (with Chris Tarrant), Jack Dee's Saturday
Night and, well, you get the general idea......comedy, punters &
jollity. I've also produced a couple of Gong Show style pilots.
Last year, I played the part of a brutalised bank manager in a Ricky
Grover TV pilot Bulla: The Movie; in October, I played various
non-speaking roles, including Julius Caesar in Shine's 6-part dramatised
documentary series for Sky 1 When in Rome.
TV
PROMOS & CORPORATES
In August and November, I sound directed MTV competition promos. I've
written, produced and directed promo trailers for all the major ITV
companies and many others in places as diverse as Amsterdam, Dublin
and Prague as well as in languages I didn't understand (Czech, Danish,
Dutch, Norwegian, Swedish). In the latter part of 2003, I was working
for the ITV News Channel, was involved in a 'making of' programme for
the Hallmark Channel and sound directed promos for three soft-core channels.
Oh and I've also produced-directed multi-language corporates in England,
Wales and the Czech Republic.
OTHER INTERESTS
I've holidayed in Albania, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Bolivia, Brazil, Cambodia,
China, Colombia, Ecuador, India, Italy, Kosovo, Laos, Lebanon, Mongolia,
Montenegro, Nepal, North Korea, Pakistan, Paraguay, Peru, Russia, Serbia,
Siberia, Tibet, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Vietnam. I have eclectic
interests....In music, I like Bach, Eminem, Randy Newman and Kurt Weill.
In writing, George Eliot, James Joyce, Richard Matheson and Terry Southern.
FINALLY!
I have also worked for BBC Ceefax. done a little bit of radio (promos
and programme) and written questions for a Basque-language children's
TV gameshow. I like new projects and the unexpected.
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